Nealdian Funeral

A Nealdian funeral (solkin) includes a wake, a burial in a glass coffin, in a mausoleum, and a periodic memorial service.

A Nealdian funeral law is required that bodies must be turned back to their preadolescent years (8-11 years old) or early adoescent years (12-15 years old), wear sports outfits (see the next paragraph below), inject a special anti-decompisition (using a mixture of citric acid, water and carcinogen) onto its body, put a little makeup, and not to cremate them, nor to bury them underground, but to be buried in a glass coffin, in a mausoleum.

Boys should be shirtless, and wear any kind of sports shorts (basketball shorts, gym shorts, football shorts, boxing trunks or MMA trunks) with cycling shorts, or compression shorts underneath, socks, any kind of sports shoes (boxing shoes, boxing boots, hiking boots, football cleats or tennis shoes) and mouthguards, and girls should wear the same outfits as the boys, but girls should also add sports bras or tube tops to the same outfits as the boys, or replace shorts with skirts (boxing skirts, tennis skirts or cheerleading skirts), and also wear sports bloomers (only if skirts are very short), capri leggings, or leggings underneath.