Preschool Show Defense Act

Preschool Show Defense Act is an act which helps preschool shows being protected from being hatred by mature people. The act prohibits anyone who hates preschool shows, thinking it would be as part of pedophilia and/or ephebophilia, which is cruel and barbaric, as preschool shows were fine the way they were before mature people started to treat preschool shows miserably. This act also benefits preschool shows because it prevents preschool shows from being offended by its haters, which is also unnecessary and abusive to preschool shows because hating preschool shows can cause negative reviews and influences over them, which it was bad, as said by the United Nations. It was originated when, after the Liberation of Chloeland, when all parents grounded the teenagers to watch preschool shows and told them not to make fun of them, the Preschool Show Defense Act had started in June 1st 2018 by former American president, Mike Pence, who started the act since he loved preschool shows and never liked the way people and other sapient species treated them. This act is now worldwide, so preschool shows can now be loved forevermore by all sapient species, thus hating of preschool shows is now officially banned, and preschool shows are now being defensive by the media.