A Kaiju's Tale: Part 1/Transcript

Scene: St. Mary's Cathedral, Tokyo

 * [The episode opens with the exterior of St. Mary's Cathedral, in Tokyo. The thunder flashes and lightning appears, thus flashing inside.into Mako Mori, in her Drivesuit, is looking angry. She is seen playing an organ, playing the opening bars of the Toccata and Fugue in D Minor, BWV 565, by Johann Sebastian Bach, while she looked angry. When the opening bars were finished, she walks outside, and wears a cape, and a set of glasses, fake nose and moustache throughout the raining streets of Tokyo. She hood herself up, walking through the streets of Tokyo in shame and anger.]
 * Mako Mori: I am Mako Mori. I have become darkness -- it inhabits me now.

Scene: Shibuya, Tokyo

 * [She walks to the streets, crime-filled with yakuzas. She helps them by chocking a man, fighting a teenage girl, and stabbing one boy and one girl with a knife.]
 * Mako Mori: Cast out by society -- shunned, rejected.
 * [Thunder flashes to Mako walking in the subwalks, and sees some stray dogs eating trash.]
 * Mako Mori: I will have my vengeance for having Becket divorcing me.
 * [Mako hisses and the dogs whimpers as they then run away.]
 * Mako Mori: There's only one place I can go now. The vampires.
 * [She walks away.]

Scene: Vampire Hideout (Tokyo)

 * [Mako knocks the door open, revealing Vampirina Hauntley, and her friends, Poppy and Bridget, and they were gardening their plants.]
 * Vampirina Hauntley: Well... this is awkward.
 * [Cut inside the hideout, where Vampirina, Poppy, Bridget, Edward Cullen, Mavis, Bella Swan, and other vampire heroes from all fiction, were dining with Mako Mori, eating not only Japanese food, but also has a tea that is made out from human blood.]
 * Vampirina Hauntley: Hi! I'm Vampirina Hauntley! And you are Mako Mori, right? Now, tell me what's on your mind.
 * Mako Mori: Well...
 * [Mako slurps the blood tea.]
 * Mako Mori: I want to wreak vengeance on those who forsake me! Raleigh Becket  married me in the first place, but then Herc Hansen doesn't want me to be his wife, so he decided to divorce me! So... I came to the perfect people who knows what it's like to be rejected for being hideous.
 * [Vampirina gasps.]
 * Vampirina Hauntley: What?! That's bullcrap! I'm not hideous! I'm at least a solid... eight.
 * Mako Mori: Okay, the point is, we can team up. I can be your evil acolyte.
 * Vamprina Hauntley: Excellent. We have a non-vampire spy. And since you just came here to seek vengeance on Becket and Hansen, it's time that we kick their asses up, and I, Vampirina Hauntley, will rule the world!
 * [She laughs maniacally.]
 * Vampirina Hauntley: Yes. With the help of Nicolae Ceaușescu.
 * Poppy: Yeah, boss!
 * Bridget: But we don't get it.
 * Vampirina Hauntley: Yeah. What's your diabolical plan, Mako?
 * Mako Mori: I'm gonna kill Becket, because he freaking divorced me!