The Star-Spangled Man With a Plan (World War III Version)

Verse I
Who's strong and brave here to save the American way?

Who vows to fight like a man for what's right, night and day?

Who will campaigning door-to-door for America?

Carry the flag shore to shore for America?

From Hoboken to Spokane,

The Star-Spangled Man With a Plan.

Verse II
We can't ignore, there's a threat, and a war we must win.

Who'll hang a noose on the anime teenage warrior goons from Rodrick Corbin?

Who will redeem, heed the call for America?

Who'll rise or fall, give this all for America?

Who's here to prove that we can?

The Star-Spangled Man With a Plan.

Verse III
Stalwart, and steady, and true.

(See how this guy can shoot, we tell ya, there's no substitute!)

Forcefful and ready to defend the red, white and blue.

Who'll give the Axis of All Evil the sack and is smart as a fox?

(Far as an eagle will soar.)

Who's making Rodrick afraid to stop out of his box?

(He knows what we're fighting for!)

Who walked the giant that napped in America?

We know it's the Avengers, with Captain America.

Who'll finish what they began?

Who'll kick the anime teenagers to Tamagotchistan?

The Star-Spangled Man... With a Plan!

(Who's strong and brave, here to save the American way?!)